The Frumious Blogfish

What is a Blogfish? A close relative of the Sebastes Nebulosus, the Blogfish is known to frequent the waters of the California coast between Catalina Island and Monterey Bay. Unconfirmed sightings have also been made as far afield as the Hawaiian Island chain, and it has been suggested that this is actually a seasonal migration which has previously gone unnoticed in the scientific record. The Blogfish is a large, pugnacious and singularly unattractive creature who inhabits a depth range from the intertidal zone to about 20 fathoms. Seldom observed in the wild, much less photographed, the Blogfish is adept at camouflage to such an extent that its very existence was long thought to be a myth.